- Your co-workers beat afternoon energy slumps by downing candy and soda, you chase antacids with antianxiety meds.
- You stay at the office until 11 every night so the nosy cleaning staff won't tell your boss you "cut out early".
- After you get a massage, you notice that your pants are now high-waters because you're actually 3 inches taller. (I'm not sure I actually get this one)
- The last time you took a real lunch break, your mom made you the sandwich and even cut off the crusts for you.
- On your last birthday, your friends all chipped in and got you your very own portable defibrillator.
- Even though you don't have a kid, you find yourself commiserating with new parents: "Only an hour and a half of sleep? Cloths all covered in slobber? Constant crying? Hoo, man, tell me about it ...".
- On the driver's license you just got renewed, your eye color is now listed as red.
- Downing a superventi, triple, espresso, mocha ultimate extreme ice coffee is something you do to "even yourself out."
- Your voice mail greeting is "What!?!?!?!"
- When you suddenly have to take off work because of a funeral, you're psyched about the vacation."
So the sign says Only in Cosmo, so this is my lame attempt to get flamed for looking at pictures (and reading 1 article) in Cosmo, while attempting to give the writer credit for his work. Giving credit where credit is due is more important to me... Flame on!