Things I learned from my dog today

Wow, I woke up this morning with lots to do, what I didn't count on was the amount of things I'd learn from my new dog Chico, today. Let me see if I can sum it up

• Crying in the morning because your bladder is so full it's about to explode really gets people's attention


• Stretching before leaving ones bed makes it easy to sprint to the bathroom


• Pooping outdoors is rude and unheard of, instead you should do it in the center and comfort of your living room.


• Every time is a good time for play time, no matter what has to be done.


• You should never eat over your plate, instead you should take your food to the most difficult place to clean and crunch it loudly


• The vacuum truely is the scariest machine known to man, men should never touch a vacuum, in fact, when the vacuum starts, men should run and hide.

Now I know... and I can start my day officially.

Thanks Chico!